Have no idea what I'm gonna blog do ya?

Alright people,
For those who don't know me, here is Peter and here is Jane. Yeah. Huh? What? Uh-oh. Sorry bout that. I was recalling the moment when I first read Peter and Jane many years ago. Come on guys, don't tell me you have never heard of Peter and Jane? They are from the Ladybird Series. The series are usually for kids. Unless you are a kid or somehow somewhere in your brain is producing a rather out of the ordinary thought that makes you think you are a kid then I would definitely recommend the book to you. Wait.. Let me find a pic on the internet. There you go.

  

If you still don't have any idea what is Peter and Jane then let me tell you something. Go google it but I kinda doubt you will. Oh well.. Where was I? Right. The introduction.

You can check me out in Fb cause I really don't feel like introducing myself. Believe me, it will take hours as I tend to get carried away on certain topics and when I do get carried away it really is very arduous for me to get back on track. Like right now. I have to literally use up all of my neocortex power to get my mind back from reaching the point of no return. Btw, neocortex is a part of the brain where we process and produce our thoughts, develop our languages, bla bla bla. I think... Maybe. Anyway, if you are student preparing for your biology test please try not to be of the same opinion as mine when it comes to biology. You have been warned!! Unless you don't mind getting the same biology test results like mine(I can assure you it's average but you wouldn't want an average grade do you?) or you are really very pretty certain that I am right. 

So what is the topic of today's blog you may ask. Well, ladies... and the rest of the ladies with male genitals minus boobs. What on earth? I'm gonna get a beating from every male on Earth and other planets for insulting my own gender. To all the alpha males out there, I humbly apologize and am sorry for the insult although I only meant it as a joke. Come on bros, it's obvious we are the dominant ones. We are stronger, faster, brainier, sexier and we can punch holes into walls. Oh wait. That's Terminator. Ooops. Okay okay, I'm not trying to be a sexist although it might seem like so. The issue I want to address today is concerning the battle of sexes. Come on guyssss, what's there to battle out? He is human,  she is human. Equal rights people!! Equal rights!! Hold on.. My neocortex is trying to tell me something.. hmm. hmmm.. i see.. Whoa! I've been sidetracked. I'm suppose to blog about a more important issue... This is huge. Such important thing shouldn't be kept a secret...

It's about today.    

What happened today?? 

As any normal Sunday would turn out for me, I had an unproductive day.

But. 

I say but didn't I? Spare me the weird look you are having for me. Be patient. I'll get to my point eventually. 

So I was coming back from church after service and when I was almost at my house I saw boobs and asses. Like literally boobs and asses. Pardon my vulgarity. I'm not this rude if you know me in person. So, in the instant that I saw the two ladies one word sprung into my mind like a bunny hopping with extra springs on its feet. Okay. I admit. That's a really strange metaphor. The word is... you guess it... Prostitutes. Can you believe it? Prostitutes in broad daylight. Did hell freezes over last night when I was sleeping and having dreams I somehow couldn't recall? So these two not so morally right ladies got into a car with a male driver that I assumed to be their pimp as I was passing them on my way towards my house. I was laughing real hard when I saw two men staring at them. Honestly, I have nothing against prostitutes. It's really up to you what you wanna do with yourself, really. And no offense to anyone reading this who is aspiring to be one, might be one or even might have been one. What I really wanna point out is, if you want to wear revealing clothes (in this case, the two ladies are at the point where they might as well just walk around naked) or act indecently, please do not show yourself in public and at the time where the Moon is sleeping and the Sun is out prostituting itself. Think of the kids and all those innocent husbands or future husbands. You walking around might have bring about certain undesired thoughts in their neocortex or neocortexes(if such a word exist).  Don't pollute these people or worst case scenario, babies. eh? right. But babies see breasts all the time. Silly me. But what about those unfortunate and pitiful babies who are having powdered milk instead of breastfeed?!! You are tempting and possibly killing those poor babies. So next time, when you decide to put on your night action leather honey-smeared sexy revealing lingerie or mayb lingerie-less, please please please think about all the cute little babies that you might hurt before heading out into public where there are people and possibly dogs, cats, birds, worms, ants, rocks, other more decent prostitutes(who will then be jealous of you upon having their eyes on you). Even if you are not feeling considerate at that time, at the very least think about yourself. Going out with those attire is sending a message to the aliens, "Come get me and probe my ass please." You wouldn't want to be kidnapped by aliens do you now? 

 

I'm not really into blogging but I am definitely very deeply into talking nonsense. So if you really like my gibberish talking/writing which I assure you there will be more then stay tune to my next post. 

For those who don't, no worries. No hard feelings.. Hope you have a nice day.. Now f*** off and go prostitute yourself. 

Just joking..  =P

But seriously. =l