Hey guys, it's been 2 days. In fact it's been exactly 50 hours and 46 minutes and 15 seconds since I last published a post. Am I telling the truth? Maybe? Maybe not? You will just have to believe me or you can find out for yourself by looking at my previous post and doing some math calculations but I seriously don't have any confidence that you will go through all that trouble to do that unless you have all the time in the world or you are a super genius, math genius, just genius, genie or a spy kid. By the way, if you are a spy kid, can I have your autograph? And Jessica Alba's as well? Actually only her's will do.You can send me by post or just email me anytime at any day. I'm a fan. Big fan. But then again, why would any of the person mentioned above be reading my blog?
Okay, so my topic of discussion(one sided though- since I'm the only one discussing) will be of Japan's Domino's Pizza. Oh Em Gee! Who doesn't love Domino's? But more of a point would be who doesn't love pizza?? So what's going on with Domino's Pizza and especially the one in Japan? You might have seen the news or heard it from somewhere but apparently, Japan's Domino's Pizza is planning to expand their business to the moon.
Your-Should-Be-Reaction : "So?" and after a few seconds whereby your Neocortex have finished deciphering every word that I'd mentioned... *Your jaw drops* and you said, "Whaaat??"
Yup.You heard it (in this case, you read it). The Moon..
What guys?? You just don't want to believe me do ya? Take a look at this! BAM!
Still don't believe me? You think it's drawn by me? How bout the next one? BAM!!!.... BAM again!!
Believe me now? Oh! Ye with lil faith! Another one for you to scrutinize at. There you go:
Really? That's the best place Domino's can come out with? Actually, at second thought that is pretty cool. However there are pros and cons to this plan. Let me start with the plus.
Pros : Ok. So you have a fastfood chain in the moon. That's awesome. Really. Very awesome. With this, we might be able to have our first alien encounter by attracting them with the aroma of our finest delicious pizza and finally solve the "Is there other lifeforms in the universe?" question that has been bugging us all these years. And get this.. We might even be able to increase our planet's economy by doing business with those outsiders from other planets. If you think about it, like I had mentioned earlier, who doesn't like pizza and to top it of, Domino's Pizza. There is even a chance of being able to trade some of our pizzas with their lightyears-ahead-of-us technology.
Cons : Seriously? Do I even need to say this? This is the dumbest idea I've ever heard in my whole life. A pizza branch on the moon? Imagine this, in the not so far future, if, God forbid, that our earth happens to be in trouble like they have depicted it to be in the movie 2012, and humanity decides to travel to the moon as our alternate homeland. The first and maybe only facility we are having there is a fast food chain. Great! We can have unlimited supplies of pizzas and then in the next 30 days, realize that all of us can barely see our feet replaced by a view of fats and we can't walk ten steps without halting to catch our breathes. Must as well die with planet Earth will be our thoughts.
Another problem might be this, all of the kids in the world who love pizza will be like, "Me no wanna eat at Domino's Pizza near our place. Me want to go to the moon!" Well, how are you gonna solve that? Now to please your kid, you will have to mortgage your house and pull out your entire savings to what? To get seats in a NASA space shuttle for a one way trip to moon. Problem solved. Oh wait.. How about the trip back home? Well.. You could probably work for Domino's Pizza Moon Branch to pay for a trip back home. There's a good ring to it... Domino's Pizza "Moon Branch". Come on, say it out loud. I know you want to. Especially the "Moon" part. You might wanna exaggerate a bit there.
There are many other pros and cons that I could think of, some that really make a point instead of humor but come on.. Really? Would you want me to write something serious that could bore you out of your mind and probably facts that even a kindergarten knows or something stupid that may or may not make you laugh but definitely laughable?
Sorry for the long post. If it manage to make you laugh then cheers!! If it doesn't then you probably have been skipping the whole post to this last paragraph. Nuffsaid! Off to build my teleportion device for my future trip to the Domino's Pizza Moon Branch!
Btw, to any supporters of this project by Domino's who might be reading this, seriously guys!! What the heck are you thinking?
Just joking!! =P
But seriously! =I
Sorry if there are mistakes in this post cause I don't feel like proofreading today. Kinda tired and I still have to solve the equations vital to my teleportation device. Wish me luck!
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