Daily Activities in Campus

Hello people,
So, I'm back in my hostel for this week and I have to say that I am bored out of my mind. There are nothing much to do in my campus. Seriously. Even most of the entertainment sites on the internet are blocked for only God knows what reason. Wanna know what I did before I wrote this blog? Actually, even if you don't wanna know I'm gonna tell out anyway.
So, I fired up my laptop,
connected to the campus' Why-Five,
opened my firefox,
decided to use chrome instead,
closed my firefox,
double clicked on chrome,
went to facebook,
faced my book,
Oh shit! Typo. I meant faced my facebook,
faced the newsfeed,
faced my profile,
faced my friend's profile,
faced my friend's friend's profile,
then, I realized I'm super bored and I have to do something more productive,
so I got up from my chair, walked around my room and finally decided to....
face my face in the mirror.
That's the moment I received an epiphany...
That majority or a big portion of my time in my campus will be spent doing all those things I had mentioned above.
That's life in campus for me. And I couldn't believe myself for skipping 'Optics' back in my second year just to find myself not having anything important to do. What can I say? I'm awesome and you know it.

Now, I have a bigger problem to deal with. What should I do for the rest of the day before I retire to my bed? Hmmm. I can only think of the steps above. Alright, face my book it is. Facebook! Not book. God! Why do I always do that.

Maybe I should be more serious and study for awhile..

Nah!! Just joking... =P

But seriously. =I

It's Moon Time!!

Hey guys, it's been 2 days. In fact it's been exactly 50 hours and 46 minutes and 15 seconds since I last published a post. Am I telling the truth? Maybe? Maybe not? You will just have to believe me or you can find out for yourself by looking at my previous post and doing some math calculations but I seriously don't have any confidence that you will go through all that trouble to do that unless you have all the time in the world or you are a super genius, math genius, just genius, genie or a spy kid. By the way, if you are a spy kid, can I have your autograph? And Jessica Alba's as well? Actually only her's will do.You can send me by post or just email me anytime at any day. I'm a fan. Big fan. But then again, why would any of the person mentioned above be reading my blog?

Okay, so my topic of discussion(one sided though- since I'm the only one discussing) will be of Japan's Domino's Pizza. Oh Em Gee! Who doesn't love Domino's? But more of a point would be who doesn't love pizza?? So what's going on with Domino's Pizza and especially the one in Japan? You might have seen the news or heard it from somewhere but apparently, Japan's Domino's Pizza is planning to expand their business to the moon.
Your-Should-Be-Reaction : "So?" and after a few seconds whereby your Neocortex have finished deciphering every word that I'd mentioned... *Your jaw drops* and you said, "Whaaat??"

Yup.You heard it (in this case, you read it). The Moon.. 
What guys?? You just don't want to believe me do ya? Take a look at this! BAM!

Still don't believe me? You think it's drawn by me? How bout the next one? BAM!!!.... BAM again!!

Believe me now? Oh! Ye with lil faith! Another one for you to scrutinize at. There you go:

Really? That's the best place Domino's can come out with? Actually, at second thought that is pretty cool. However there are pros and cons to this plan. Let me start with the plus.



Pros : Ok. So you have a fastfood chain in the moon. That's awesome. Really. Very awesome. With this, we might be able to have our first alien encounter by attracting them with the aroma of our finest delicious pizza and finally solve the "Is there other lifeforms in the universe?" question that has been bugging us all these years. And get this.. We might even be able to increase our planet's economy by doing business with those outsiders from other planets. If you think about it, like I had mentioned earlier, who doesn't like pizza and to top it of, Domino's Pizza. There is even a chance of being able to trade some of our pizzas with their lightyears-ahead-of-us technology.


Cons : Seriously? Do I even need to say this? This is the dumbest idea I've ever heard in my whole life. A pizza branch on the moon? Imagine this, in the not so far future, if, God forbid, that our earth happens to be in trouble like they have depicted it to be in the movie 2012, and humanity decides to travel to the moon as our alternate homeland. The first and maybe only facility we are having there is a fast food chain. Great! We can have unlimited supplies of pizzas and then in the next 30 days, realize that all of us can barely see our feet replaced by a view of fats and we can't walk ten steps without halting to catch our breathes. Must as well die with planet Earth will be our thoughts.
Another problem might be this, all of the kids in the world who love pizza will be like, "Me no wanna eat at Domino's Pizza near our place. Me want to go to the moon!" Well, how are you gonna solve that? Now to please your kid, you will have to mortgage your house and pull out your entire savings to what? To get seats in a NASA space shuttle for a one way trip to moon. Problem solved. Oh wait.. How about the trip back home? Well.. You could probably work for Domino's Pizza Moon Branch to pay for a trip back home. There's a good ring to it... Domino's Pizza "Moon Branch". Come on, say it out loud. I know you want to. Especially the "Moon" part. You might wanna exaggerate a bit there.



There are many other pros and cons that I could think of, some that really make a point instead of humor but come on.. Really? Would you want me to write something serious that could bore you out of your mind and probably facts that even a kindergarten knows or something stupid that may or may not make you laugh but definitely laughable?


Sorry for the long post. If it manage to make you laugh then cheers!! If it doesn't then you probably have been skipping the whole post to this last paragraph. Nuffsaid! Off to build my teleportion device for my future trip to the Domino's Pizza Moon Branch!
Btw, to any supporters of this project by Domino's who might be reading this, seriously guys!! What the heck are you thinking?


Just joking!! =P




But seriously! =I


Sorry if there are mistakes in this post cause I don't feel like proofreading today. Kinda tired and I still have to solve the equations vital to my teleportation device. Wish me luck!

2nd Post of the day!

Hey guys.. What's up? It's been a few hours since I last made a post. So why the sudden post when I had just sat in front of my com to blog awhile ago?

That's because I received countless of emails and text messages asking me about my sole purpose of making this blog and that how I have the time to write such a freaking long post that is basically no different from an essay. Besides that, many loved what I wrote and even more hated it. I'm seriously feeling overjoyed and heartbroken at the same time. Let's say that if I have rapid cellular reconstruction or regenerative healing factor then my heart would repair itself rather quickly but it's breaking down at a much faster rate. In other words, I'm depressed. How did I have offended you haters? Why??

So to answer the main question which is what is this blog all about, I will tell you this. So listen carefully. Oh, I mean read carefully. T-h-i-s  b-l-o-g  i-s  w-h-e-r-e  I.. Okay. This is stupid. It's not like that is going to make you read more carefully than you are now.  So this blog is where I post things that pop into my mind and believe me when I say there are alot of things going on in my mind. So many thoughts at a time that I swear if there is a mindreader and if that person tries to read my mind I think his/her brain would pop like a popcorn. Maybe I over exaggerated a bit. But it's still kinda true.. So every now and then I might blog about something interesting that had happen to me and it will be spicy. Trust me baby. Ouch! And I might blog about whatever that I feel like it's worth sharing and even if it's not, please cut me some slack and pretend that it's worth it.

And to answer the second question which is where do I have all that time to blog and a long one at that, well... First off, I'm a very busy man. I have many things to attend to. I have so many English series that I haven't done watching. Then I have my games to play. Not forgetting my naps, meals, walks, daydreams, pee-pee time, slapping-myself time, bitching time and many other very very very unproductive (but a must) activities. So taking some time off from my daily routine to blog is going to take a toll on me but I'll still going to do it because I'm having a kick out of this.  

I'm gonna let you in on a secret... About those countless messages and emails. That's not entirely true. Fact is it's not true at all. Damn it. How I wish I have that many readers/followers. Oh well, if you are not going to follow my blog please go somewhere else. Please... Don't stay here any longer. You are hurting me. Oh me heart! You cut me open and I...
keep bleeding..
keep keep bleeding love!! (sounds familiar? It's bleeding love by leona lewis)

Just joking. =P

But seriously... =I

I do get some feedback from my friends and I want to congratulate them for being able to survive after going through all my gibberish writings. No medals for you, dear friends(maybe in the future if I ever knock myself on the head and become even more insane than now) but you guys have my sincere thanks for your support. Thank you and have a good day.

Have no idea what I'm gonna blog do ya?

Alright people,
For those who don't know me, here is Peter and here is Jane. Yeah. Huh? What? Uh-oh. Sorry bout that. I was recalling the moment when I first read Peter and Jane many years ago. Come on guys, don't tell me you have never heard of Peter and Jane? They are from the Ladybird Series. The series are usually for kids. Unless you are a kid or somehow somewhere in your brain is producing a rather out of the ordinary thought that makes you think you are a kid then I would definitely recommend the book to you. Wait.. Let me find a pic on the internet. There you go.

  

If you still don't have any idea what is Peter and Jane then let me tell you something. Go google it but I kinda doubt you will. Oh well.. Where was I? Right. The introduction.

You can check me out in Fb cause I really don't feel like introducing myself. Believe me, it will take hours as I tend to get carried away on certain topics and when I do get carried away it really is very arduous for me to get back on track. Like right now. I have to literally use up all of my neocortex power to get my mind back from reaching the point of no return. Btw, neocortex is a part of the brain where we process and produce our thoughts, develop our languages, bla bla bla. I think... Maybe. Anyway, if you are student preparing for your biology test please try not to be of the same opinion as mine when it comes to biology. You have been warned!! Unless you don't mind getting the same biology test results like mine(I can assure you it's average but you wouldn't want an average grade do you?) or you are really very pretty certain that I am right. 

So what is the topic of today's blog you may ask. Well, ladies... and the rest of the ladies with male genitals minus boobs. What on earth? I'm gonna get a beating from every male on Earth and other planets for insulting my own gender. To all the alpha males out there, I humbly apologize and am sorry for the insult although I only meant it as a joke. Come on bros, it's obvious we are the dominant ones. We are stronger, faster, brainier, sexier and we can punch holes into walls. Oh wait. That's Terminator. Ooops. Okay okay, I'm not trying to be a sexist although it might seem like so. The issue I want to address today is concerning the battle of sexes. Come on guyssss, what's there to battle out? He is human,  she is human. Equal rights people!! Equal rights!! Hold on.. My neocortex is trying to tell me something.. hmm. hmmm.. i see.. Whoa! I've been sidetracked. I'm suppose to blog about a more important issue... This is huge. Such important thing shouldn't be kept a secret...

It's about today.    

What happened today?? 

As any normal Sunday would turn out for me, I had an unproductive day.

But. 

I say but didn't I? Spare me the weird look you are having for me. Be patient. I'll get to my point eventually. 

So I was coming back from church after service and when I was almost at my house I saw boobs and asses. Like literally boobs and asses. Pardon my vulgarity. I'm not this rude if you know me in person. So, in the instant that I saw the two ladies one word sprung into my mind like a bunny hopping with extra springs on its feet. Okay. I admit. That's a really strange metaphor. The word is... you guess it... Prostitutes. Can you believe it? Prostitutes in broad daylight. Did hell freezes over last night when I was sleeping and having dreams I somehow couldn't recall? So these two not so morally right ladies got into a car with a male driver that I assumed to be their pimp as I was passing them on my way towards my house. I was laughing real hard when I saw two men staring at them. Honestly, I have nothing against prostitutes. It's really up to you what you wanna do with yourself, really. And no offense to anyone reading this who is aspiring to be one, might be one or even might have been one. What I really wanna point out is, if you want to wear revealing clothes (in this case, the two ladies are at the point where they might as well just walk around naked) or act indecently, please do not show yourself in public and at the time where the Moon is sleeping and the Sun is out prostituting itself. Think of the kids and all those innocent husbands or future husbands. You walking around might have bring about certain undesired thoughts in their neocortex or neocortexes(if such a word exist).  Don't pollute these people or worst case scenario, babies. eh? right. But babies see breasts all the time. Silly me. But what about those unfortunate and pitiful babies who are having powdered milk instead of breastfeed?!! You are tempting and possibly killing those poor babies. So next time, when you decide to put on your night action leather honey-smeared sexy revealing lingerie or mayb lingerie-less, please please please think about all the cute little babies that you might hurt before heading out into public where there are people and possibly dogs, cats, birds, worms, ants, rocks, other more decent prostitutes(who will then be jealous of you upon having their eyes on you). Even if you are not feeling considerate at that time, at the very least think about yourself. Going out with those attire is sending a message to the aliens, "Come get me and probe my ass please." You wouldn't want to be kidnapped by aliens do you now? 

 

I'm not really into blogging but I am definitely very deeply into talking nonsense. So if you really like my gibberish talking/writing which I assure you there will be more then stay tune to my next post. 

For those who don't, no worries. No hard feelings.. Hope you have a nice day.. Now f*** off and go prostitute yourself. 

Just joking..  =P

But seriously. =l